Fcuk Everything, Were Doing Five!

Posted on December 7, 2010 by surfpoet

I use the 5 blade battery powered fusion … and this prophetic 2004 Onion article might be the funniest marketing ever written.

Fuck Everything, Were Doing Five Blades

The Onion

Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no.


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The Onion – How to get noticed

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How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You’re Having Sex With Him

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Mason vs. Princess – Superstar Perfect Exceeder

Posted on November 30, 2010 by surfpoet

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George Carlin – Modern Man

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SNL – The Question is Moot

Posted on November 18, 2010 by surfpoet


The Question is Moot

Skippy | Myspace Video

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: Black Sheep

Posted on November 18, 2010 by surfpoet


Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: Black Sheep

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Sara Bareilles – King Of Anything

Posted on November 12, 2010 by surfpoet

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